Comments on: 7. The Dog Lady

By: Anne Heche

Anne Heche — Mon, 11 Sep 2006 05:18:43 +0000

Mutha Fuckin ass juice Whore! i would make sure that Cunting dog reaper slut had her face wiped in that stray dogs entrails i dont give a sweet Fuck if your a “dog person” or not i wanna Fuck her UP! goddamned bitch! Please if anyone knows this Dog reaper bitch in this story i will personally let you fuck my seventeen year old sister if you can give me proof you beat the ever lovin shit out of that Dog murdering Sumbitch. holy shit i never wanted to hold someones face to a high revved motorcycle tire more than that fucked up devil slut (whew, quiet the rage)… FUCK!

By: Anthony

Anthony — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 07:18:51 +0000

“A customer pulled in and I was extra careful to smile and be courteous to her. I did both her front and rear windshields and even offered to check her oil. I also hoped the shock of actually getting good service would induce some sort of cardio-pulmonary episode once she left.”
This is the best line, besides “and I wasn’t even stoned”. Anyone who has worked a customer job or smoked a joint can totally relate to this site–I really enjoy it. To echo what several others have said: I want to know when you’re writing a book.

By: tommy c

tommy c — Sun, 27 Aug 2006 18:24:02 +0000

great fucking shit. keep it up bro.

By: Ich

Ich — Sun, 20 Aug 2006 05:12:03 +0000

All of your stories are fascinating. They present all of the characters as imperfect people, but some have redeeming qualities. Although it isn’t very abnormal for this kind of writing by drug users, it still is interesting that almost all people who don’t use drugs are generally either assholes or idiots. The only non-drug user who is sane and intelligent is Lee, and he’s completely (tacitly) tolerant of the drug users.
I usually like finding something good that’s still in the making, and watching it grow, but another part of me is thoroughly disappointed that I have to wait for the next installment. Can I get updates emailed directly to me?

By: geoff

geoff — Sun, 20 Aug 2006 03:25:50 +0000

Don’t forget to save some for a book…it’d def be a kickass read. Keep it up.

By: Mark

Mark — Sat, 19 Aug 2006 23:26:39 +0000

This was the best one yet, I loved the part where Lee busted you, but didn’t care because of the profits you bring in. I’ve seen it happen in jobs before, and had a hunch that he wouldn’t care.

By: Mustafa Gunt

Mustafa Gunt — Sat, 19 Aug 2006 07:59:07 +0000

Darren, Devil Monkey is hands down the best thing I have ever read online. Your stories hit a chord with me and I find myself checking the site daily for new entries.
Props for updating so frequently, and I’m sure we’ll see your name in print very soon.

By: Robby

Robby — Sat, 19 Aug 2006 01:17:38 +0000

I think you may be the next Hunter S Thompson.
How old are you?

By: anon

anon — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 23:58:21 +0000

If you ever write a book, please make sure to let us know so I can preorder mine.

By: deivlmonkey

deivlmonkey — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 23:34:26 +0000

Clarifications by Devil Monkey…
These stories are true. If they resemble “off the shelf sterotypes” then you might consider that those stereotypes are accurate.
I read each and every one of these comments and appreciate them greatly. My job and writing these stories take a great deal ot of time, so I can’t answer them individually. Just know I do appreciate them and they motivate me to continue and to improve.
Thanks to everyone who has posted!
-DM